September 2011
108 posts
I Am Funny And Smart: Fifth Grade Date Nite →
samu3lk:
I’m going to use this thing to tell some stories about when I was a kid.
In 5th grade I went to K-Mart with my mother. I’d wandered off to the electronics to find where they hid the Weird Al tapes. Suddenly, this girl I don’t know comes up to me and says “Ashlee likes you.”
“Who are you?” I…
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”If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling...
- B. Lester
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“I really don’t know what “I love you” means.
I think it means “Don’t leave me...”
– Neil Gaiman (via rosenplantzandguildenfern)
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Watchthedailywhat:
Early Bird Special: Thug 4 Life… or until mom gets home. Whichever comes first.
[thanks goatmj23!]
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“If there were a late-night comedy show completely run by comedy writers, without...”
– Conan writer Todd Levin on how jokes die, for GOOD Magazine “Just Like That but Funny” (via lonelysandwich)
Actually, there is such a show. It’s called The Midnight Show, and most of the sketches do end in horrible tragedy.
(via atencio)
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Okay.
I’m done. Sorry about that.
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BRACE YOURSELVES.
I’m about to upload a bunch of doodles from work. Because I have nothing better to do right now.
The Fall of the Cassette
thebaffled:
Do I take a shower?
Or do I skip work and watch The Princess Bride for the second time today?
HMMMMM.
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